An Ex-Pat Thanksgiving
Photo Taken/ Food Eaten: By Amanda Chain
This is always the worst day of the year to spend out of the
States. The FOMO disease can destroy you, but in the spirit of the day, I
thought I’d share with you all 10 things I’m Thankful for in my home away from
home:
1. Boris Johnson:
This man is like Santa Clause. He bought everyone in London
shiny new bicycles, and has been the feature on a number of documentaries. I
recently found out he could legally become President of the United States and
the last Brit in that scenario was Churchill. Any man that recites the Iliad
whenever they’re feeling confused has my vote.
2. Beyoncé
With 7-11 that just came out, Queen B proves that she can
make people do just about anything. At first I thought what is this, and then
when I was clapping my hands like a crocodile and twisting my left leg I
couldn’t help but think B you know I care.
3. Goodenough College
Despite what the contraction suggests, this place is Better
than enough. I live with the most insanely awesome group of people that will be
changing the world not some day, they’ve already
4. My Faux Hunter Wellies
For the first couple weeks in London, I was worried these
babies weren’t going to get much use, but they’re the most regular feature of
my wardrobe. If it weren’t for those and the spare plastic bags I carry I’d
live in constant sogginess from both the sky and the Thames.
5. ULBC
They are the only reason I’ve had to adjust to no further
than Zone 3. I’ve missed racing and being on a team, and joining UL I feel
like I hit the jackpot. Although I have to remind myself I’m young and I’m not
the only one on the planet that used to watch TRL, these guys are the best at
Never Have I Ever and are so worth taking the Night Bus for on Saturdays.
6. Cheese
I’ve been gorging myself recently in Borough Market and
Neal’s Yard in Covent Garden, and if anyone has a death wish, get between me
and my cheese. Thank you England for your mad cows and goats! I’m essentially
training to win a cheese-rolling contest so I can get my own wheel.
7. Lindsay Lohan
Just when I thought I’d have little entertainment, Lindsay
goes and moves to London with me to do her show on the West End Speed the Plow.
Although it’s no Parent Trap, you’ve given me an excuse to use a Mean Girls
reference everyday and scowl at anyone who doesn’t know what I’m talking about.
8. Tom Pugh’s Tea Parties
Every Sunday afternoon without fail Tom Pugh makes the best
scones clotted cream and provides anyone and everyone in the College with as
much tea and scones as they could possibly handle. The Brown’s Hotel and the
Park Hyatt could learn a thing or two from you.
9. Daily Mail
I don’t read the Daily Mail for news. I read the Daily Mail
for reasons why kids watch cartoons. They like pictures with words that have
not so subliminal messages. Thanks DM for my tube ride entertainment!
10. Citymapper
If it weren’t for citymapper, I would not get anywhere ever.
Although sometimes you have failed me interms of approximating distance, it’s
safe to say I’m game to try the catapult option if it will get me anywhere I
want in a minute, although rain safe will do just fine for now.